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mybottomislongerthannevilles:

girlcandance:

Chris Evans wielding an axe. 

I am so turned on right now.


shit my ovaries!!!! 

mybottomislongerthannevilles:

girlcandance:

Chris Evans wielding an axe. 

I am so turned on right now.

shit my ovaries!!!! 

radbun:

radbun:

is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out

please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase

meladoodle:

forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher

Enjoy yummy food? this blog is for you!

pangeasplits:

barrel—rider:

[2/10] Actors

↳ James McAvoy

kawaiigod:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though


transparent ghost sticky notes help you make notes without defacing a book
[source] [h/t: misanthrobot]

transparent ghost sticky notes help you make notes without defacing a book

[source] [h/t: misanthrobot]

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

That second comment has made me giggle so much right now :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

That second comment has made me giggle so much right now :D

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

inadxquate:


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inadxquate:

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